Archives » June, 2007

Untimely Tux

Nick Cannon in tux

With the gape in his shirt collar, the 1970s-sized bowtie, and industrial-sized watch, musician Nick Cannon is ready for the prom, not an awards show. 

Although few still follow it, there is a hoary rule that a gentleman never wears a watch with formal wear—after all, on those occasions he would never need to take notice of the time.

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Church’s and State

The Manolo has noted outgoing Prime Minister Tony Blair’s revelation that

he had worn the same pair of shoes to his weekly question-and-answer session in parliament since he became the country’s leader.

The shoes in question — an 18-year-old pair of hand-made leather Brogues that have only been re-soled once — were made by Church’s in Northampton, central England.

“I know it’s ridiculous, but I’ve worn them for every …

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Yes Men

The Sartorialist took some great photos at Pitti Uomo, the famous men’s ready-to-wear show in Milan. 

This distinguished-looking, no doubt Italian gentleman is casual but debonair in an unconstructed jacket that appears to be made of linen and/or cotton.

unconstructed brown jacket

Accoutered in a peak-lapelled …

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Patently Proper

Brooks Brothers patent lace-up shoes

When it comes to formal wear, the only truly acceptable shoes are opera pumps (for your inner Louis XIV) and patent leather lace-ups.  Made in England, the glossy pair above is now on sale at Brooks Brothers.

 

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Party in Your, er, Shorts

Matix Supergusto party shorts

For tasteless frat boys everywhere, this hideous pair of shorts from Matix is designed to carry a six-pack of beer in its four insulated pockets.  Combine it with a beer hat and a camel-sized hydropak, and you’ll never have to leave the couch ever again.

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Call Me “Izzy Ailed”

Izzy feels remiss for having offended some of his loyal readers regarding Gianfranco Ferre.  The post was intended to make fun of the designer’s fondness for white suits—not his size and certainly not his passing.  (As someone who has actually read Moby-Dick (twice!), Izzy feels confident that while being compared to a whale can be unflattering, the allusion to the Great White Metaphor has many positive connotations.)

As a matter of …

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Leviathan

Gianfranco Ferre in white

Gianfranco Ferre, the Italian “Architect of Fashion,” has died. Captain Ahab must have finally caught up with him.

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Internal Affairs

watch cuff links

Modelled on the guts of vintage watches, these cufflinks put a different kind of jewel on display.

Modelled on the guts of vintage watches, these cufflinks put a different kind of jewel on display.

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On the Shoulders of Giants

David Hyde Pierce with weak shoulders

Izzy recommends the soft-shoulder look for those who can get away with it, a group which, unfortunately for him, doesn’t include David Hyde Pierce (here posing with his recent Tony Award).  Unless he plans on mastering the military press at the gym, he needs a jacket with some padding to bring his shoulders closer to horizontal.

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On the One Hand

Valentino's hand

Displaying a flesh-colored hand, Valentino proves himself to be at least partly human.  Kind of like a reverse Luke Skywalker.

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