Archives » April, 2007

Shearing Sanjaya

Sanjaya Malakar

The continuing success of Sanjaya Malakar, the American Idol contestant with a second-string voice, is supposedly a great mystery. But Izzy suspects it’s merely due to the gimmick of his bizarre hairstyle, an imitation of the horsehair crest on a hoplite helmet (on sale here for a meagre $349.95).

Fulfilling …

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To Arrgh or Not to Arrgh

pirate Hamlet

The whole pirate-Hamlet-in-a-bikini thing is soooo 1983.

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Centurion, Vuitton

centurion and Louis Vuitton

Two things in this photo caught Izzy’s eye: the whimsical transformation of Rome’s Louis Vuitton store into a giant steamer trunk, and the curious similarity between the centurion’s armor and said trunk.

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Shrinky Dink

Lance Armstrong

At 5′9″ and 165 lbs., Lance Armstrong is not that small.  But this tie makes it seem like he’s a jockey, not a cyclist.

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reFresh Fridays

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You Had Me at “Hello”

Abercrombie & Fitch in-store models

An intrepid British reporter went undercover as an in-store model at the new London branch of Abercrombie & Fitch, a brand that, in Izzy’s mind, is popular with obnoxious, spoiled frat boys despite—or because of?—the explicit homoeroticism in its advertising …

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Bright Sol

Sol LeWittSol LeWitt Wall Drawing No. 752

Ever since becoming attuned to clothing, Izzy has been fascinated by the attire of visual artists …

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Wedding Belly

summer wedding

Izzy is not usually one to critique ordinary Joes on their wedding day, but, putting aside his decision to wear a t-shirt, this gentleman would have looked a little bit more svelte had he buttoned his linen jacket (assuming it were properly sized).

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Larry Kudlow’s Comparative Advantage

Lawrence Kudlow

Inspired by a post on the well-dressed economist, a reader queried Izzy as to whether he knew anything about the attire of the dapper TV business commentator Larry Kudlow.  Ever happy to oblige, Izzy has it on good authority that Mr. Kudlow wears bespoke suits by Savile-Row trained Leonard Logsdail (whom Izzy has had …

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Into the Void, or Trending Like Beckham

David Beckham in white suit

This article speculates whether soccer superstar David Beckham’s professional arrival in the U.S. will fill a “fashion void” in American sports. With great fear, Izzy recalls Nietzsche’s warning: “When you look into the abyss, the abyss also looks into you.”

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