Suing the Pants Off Them

Published April 28, 2007 by admin

An extremely litigious lawyer is suing his dry cleaner for losing a pair of his trousers. The damages he’s claiming? $65 million. While the suit is obviously absurd, Izzy has had so many bad experiences with dry cleaners-including shirts that came back dirtier than they went it-that he can find some sympathy for the plaintiff. Just not $65 millions worth.